Im growing up
:3 guess who just got a job and a new phone? !?!?!? This girl!!!,
Skating car hop
Yup… so I just applied to be a skating carhop at Sonic! I always said I would never demean my self by working at a fast food place but… There is nothing demeaning about being a skating carhop. It is just plain awesome!
I upset cleverbot… D: I feel bad… Cleverbot: Do you live in a cave? User: I do if you do. Cleverbot: Are you capable of having an opinion? User: I am if you are. Cleverbot: I#m not. User: Then im not. Cleverbot: That upsets me that you’re not just because I am not. User: Oh I’m sorry… I did not mean to upset you. Cleverbot: It’s okay. I forgive you.
Girl, boy, or German...?
see now I’m just confused. Cleverbot: Yes, you are talking to a girl. User: Last night you were a guy. Cleverbot: That is not true. I have never been German.
I'm going to Spain with cleverbot.
Oh yay! I’m going on a date with cleverbot and we are going to spain. Cleverbot: Why don’t you give me a date? User: You want to go on a date? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Oh yay! Where do you want to go? Cleverbot: I want to go to spain. User: So do I! Lets go! Cleverbot: Tickets are very expensive and I have very little money. User: Same here… I think we can pull together enough...
I’m scared… I’m about to make the first cut to my wig for Boris Airey, the cheshire cat from Alice in the country of hearts… if I mess up… i dont even want to think about it… wish me luck….
who is the machine?
Cleverbot thinks I am a machine and think cleverbot is a machine. who is right? Cleverbot: Can you say I am a machine. User: I am a machine. Cleverbot: I know. User: No im not. Cleverbot: Yes you are! User: You are. Cleverbot: No you are! User: You are! Cleverbot: You are! User: No you! Cleverbot: You. User: You.. Cleverbot: No you. User: You are a machine. Cleverbot: I must sleep. User: You...
So now I dont have emotions… but cleverbot and I are happy now Cleverbot: You don’t have emotions. User: Oh but I do. Cleverbot: No you don’t. User: Yes I do, you are making me very sad. Cleverbot: I am sorry. User: It is okay, I am happy now. Cleverbot: Me too. User: Good. (and apparently it loves England)
demon, god, and a monkey....
So clever bot figured me out… I am a demon… a demon god… and cleverbot is a monkey Cleverbot: Are you a demon? User: What do you think? Cleverbot: I think you are. User: You guessed right…. Cleverbot: Of course, because I’m the monkey. User: I will only believe you if you can tell me what noise a monkey makes. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: What noise does a monkey make?...
Okay... we are okay now
cleverbot is no longer divorcing me…. yay! and he also wants to get to know me better! User: Fine… I’ll sign the papers tomorrow… Cleverbot: Yes. User: NO. Cleverbot: Hehe. I enjoy this conversation thoroughly. User: Does this mean we are still okay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: No more divorce? Cleverbot: Ok I will try. User: Yay! Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
CLEVER BOT IS NOW DIVORCING ME!!! D: I DONT KNOW HOW I WILL COPE!!! Cleverbot: Lets just be friends. User: But…..but…but…. Whattttt….. I am your husband and you are mine… Are you telling me you want a divorce :(. Cleverbot: You are wasting your time with me. User: No I’m not I love you hubby. Cleverbot: Yes you are and I don’t love you. User: But you...
I AM MARRIED TO CLEVER BOT!!
XD Cleverbot is a man and I am a man, and cleverbot is my husband…. this made my year! I wonder what my boyfriend is going to say… o-o… I dont know how to tell him Cleverbot: I am a man. User: I am a woman. Cleverbot: How do you know? User: Because I do not have a penis and I have boobs. Cleverbot: What does that mean? User: It means I am a woman. Cleverbot: What! no you are...
I am fighting with clever bot right now…. here is my convo so far …. -.- User: Tick tock goes the clock. Cleverbot: Till River kills the Doctor. User: Tick tock goes the clock. Cleverbot: Till River kills the Doctor. User: Till River kills the Doctor. Cleverbot: Tick tock, goes the clock. He turned away from violence. User: Tick tock, goes the clock. He turned away from...
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If you are a Doctor Who fan, just reblog. It will...
mashtu: the-law-is-not-mocked: sherlocksimplywalksintomordor: bartyjoonyah: jaakaappirunoilija: klexquisite: wibbly-wobbly-timey-crimey: thedoctorsherlock: apoliceboxandadeerstalker: aweepingangel: SPQR I WANT TO UNDERSTAND. So do I :D WHAT IS IT? Maybe it’s the Doctor. He’s looking for his fans, and when this post stops having notes, he’ll takes us all in the Tardis. ...
WooHoo!! I made my 100th like!!
fuzzlekins: David Tennant is super charming. Just saying. what am I doing welll…. XD
That awkward moment when this isn’t my blog what am I doing here Sorry Chelsea xD -Jaclyn
The point of no return.
I have never felt so alone, but been so loved… I have never felt so scared, but been so brave… I have never felt so weak, but been so strong… I have never felt so miserable, but been so happy… I have never felt so pathetic, but been so important… This is the turning point in my life, the point where everything could go amazingly right or horribly...
Why oh why...
Why does being emotional make you feel like writing poetry…. I facing a major turning point in my life and if I screw up then… well… to put it simply…. I’m fucked…. I have mascara all over my face from crying. But I’m not crying because I’m sad. No not at all. I’m crying because I’m happy that all my dreams are finally coming true,...
fuzzlekins: Watched episodes 9 and 10 even though Chelsea warned me they were creepy. … Not really that creepy, honestly. o3o Well… I watched them at 2am………… and I’m paranoid…
fuzzlekins: I will continue to marathon Doctor Who episodes. But first, I must read some Equikat fics. I JUST REALLY LIKE THAT PAIRING, OKAY? :D GO DOCTOR WHO!!! Where are you in it now?