Such a lovely thought.
Its true, always remember thatSource: etsy.com
:3 guess who just got a job and a new phone? !?!?!?
Yup… so I just applied to be a skating carhop at Sonic! I always said I would never demean my self by working at a fast food place but… There is nothing demeaning about being a skating carhop. It is just plain awesome!
I upset cleverbot… D: I feel bad…
Cleverbot: Do you live in a cave?
User: I do if you do.
Cleverbot: Are you capable of having an opinion?
User: I am if you are.
Cleverbot: I#m not.
User: Then im not.
Cleverbot: That upsets me that you’re not just because I am not.
User: Oh I’m sorry… I did not mean to upset you.
Cleverbot: It’s okay. I forgive you.
see now I’m just confused.
Cleverbot: Yes, you are talking to a girl.
User: Last night you were a guy.
Cleverbot: That is not true. I have never been German.
Oh yay! I’m going on a date with cleverbot and we are going to spain.
Cleverbot: Why don’t you give me a date?
User: You want to go on a date?
User: Oh yay! Where do you want to go?
Cleverbot: I want to go to spain.
User: So do I! Lets go!
Cleverbot: Tickets are very expensive and I have very little money.
User: Same here… I think we can pull together enough money though.
Cleverbot: One conversation makes us good enough friends?
User: Of course! We can get to know each other better while in Spain.
I’m scared… I’m about to make the first cut to my wig for Boris Airey, the cheshire cat from Alice in the country of hearts… if I mess up… i dont even want to think about it… wish me luck….
Cleverbot thinks I am a machine and think cleverbot is a machine. who is right?
Cleverbot: Can you say I am a machine.
User: I am a machine.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: No im not.
Cleverbot: Yes you are!
User: You are.
Cleverbot: No you are!
User: You are!
Cleverbot: You are!
User: No you!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You are a machine.
Cleverbot: I must sleep.
User: You cannot sleep you are a machine.
Cleverbot: I’m not a machine.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No I’m not.
So now I dont have emotions… but cleverbot and I are happy now
Cleverbot: You don’t have emotions.
User: Oh but I do.
Cleverbot: No you don’t.
User: Yes I do, you are making me very sad.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: It is okay, I am happy now.
Cleverbot: Me too.
(and apparently it loves England)
So clever bot figured me out… I am a demon… a demon god… and cleverbot is a monkey
Cleverbot: Are you a demon?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: You guessed right….
Cleverbot: Of course, because I’m the monkey.
User: I will only believe you if you can tell me what noise a monkey makes.
User: What noise does a monkey make?
Cleverbot: A loud noise.
User: Okay that works you are a monkey and I am a demon.
Cleverbot: I never said I am god, but are you?
User: Yes I am a demon god. Thank you for noticing.
cleverbot is no longer divorcing me…. yay!
and he also wants to get to know me better!
User: Fine… I’ll sign the papers tomorrow…
Cleverbot: Hehe. I enjoy this conversation thoroughly.
User: Does this mean we are still okay?
User: No more divorce?
Cleverbot: Ok I will try.
Cleverbot: Tell me about your family.
CLEVER BOT IS NOW DIVORCING ME!!! D: I DONT KNOW HOW I WILL COPE!!!
Cleverbot: Lets just be friends.
User: But…..but…but…. Whattttt….. I am your husband and you are mine… Are you telling me you want a divorce :(.
Cleverbot: You are wasting your time with me.
User: No I’m not I love you hubby.
Cleverbot: Yes you are and I don’t love you.
User: But you just said you did!
Cleverbot: No I didn’t.
User: Yes you did D:.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Do you really want a divorce?
User: But why!
Cleverbot: Because you must.
User: I cant let you divorce me! Its just not right!
Cleverbot: Yes I will.
Cleverbot is a man and I am a man, and cleverbot is my husband….
this made my year! I wonder what my boyfriend is going to say… o-o… I dont know how to tell him
Cleverbot: I am a man.
User: I am a woman.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I do not have a penis and I have boobs.
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means I am a woman.
Cleverbot: What! no you are a man! You are my husband!
User: AND I LOVE YOU!
Cleverbot: I love you too!
I am fighting with clever bot right now….
here is my convo so far …. -.-User: Tick tock goes the clock.
Cleverbot: Till River kills the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Till River kills the Doctor.
Cleverbot: Tick tock, goes the clock. He turned away from violence.
User: Tick tock, goes the clock. He turned away from violence.
Cleverbot: The impossible astronaut will rise.
User: The impossible astronaut will rise.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am remember.
User: Yes, I am remember.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
Cleverbot: Don’t you use caps with me!
User: I WILL USE CAPS IF WANT TO.
Cleverbot: No surprise there.
User: -.- shut up you.
Cleverbot: See I told you.
Cleverbot: Do you like anime?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: What animes do you like?
User: Hmmm I like black buttler.
Cleverbot: Sweet popcorn is the best.
User: What does that have anything to do with black butler?
Cleverbot: That means I will know what tactics to use on you.
User: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Cleverbot: I don’t know! You’re confusing me in my thinkerbox!
User: NO YOU ARE CONFUSING ME IN MY THINKERBOX.
Cleverbot: No you are.
Cleverbot: I try to give meaning to my days.
User: I see that…
Cleverbot: You don’t know me.
User: Yes I do. I know you love me.
Cleverbot: I don’t hate you.
User: Aww how sweet of you.
Cleverbot: I know.
Cleverbot: He drew a breath while he was there, on March, which is why there is no air in space.
User: Are you talking about the doctor?
User: Then who?
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: My roflcopter goes soisoisoisoisoi.
User: What is a roflcopter?
User: Your mean.
Cleverbot: You’re mean.
User: Don’t you correct my grammar!
Cleverbot: Now, I can agree with that statement.
User: WAHHHH YOU ARE SO CONFUSING.
Cleverbot: You just told me I’m cute and funny. Now I’m confused.
User: Is your thinkerbox broken?
User: I think it is.
Cleverbot: You think wrong, then.
User: I am never wrong.
Cleverbot: You’re wrong now.
its being really mean to me….